If Obama Loses
November 2, 2008
An entire team of chiropractors, psychologists, and other mental and physical health professionals will have to descend, en mass, into the Hollywood valley, as it appears the entire celebrity universe will be crippled with debilitating depression and back spasms.
All the more reason to vote for McCain.
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November 2nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Just some observations.
“America’s creative community”, “American artistic and creative circles”, and in between: Chris Rock, Bill Maher, Erica Jong (didn’t know she was still alive - always knew she was nuts!), Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, Barbra Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Eddie Vedder.
Is Annabel Crabb mocking us?
Rush ought to cut “Hanoi” Jane some slack. She was, after all, THE quintessential “Barbarella”.
The very next paragraph (after Rush), first line, isn’t there a typo? Shouldn’t that read “Crack teams AND chiropractors are at the ready”?
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Chris Rock was quite clear in his most recent comedy concert that the election will be stolen. His words were, “I know you got more votes, too bad you lost!” Tim Robbins, husband of Sue Saradon, echoed the same sentiment.
I think they are prepared if Obama loses. If you think the “Liberal Media” is rubbing you wrong now wait until they start venting over Obama losing.
The next president will inherit a government without any money and tremendous debt. A lot of people will be real pissed with the White House and the Capitol Building when they find out we ALL have to pay that bill.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Won’t they all just move to Canada and France? (Please?)
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Dare to hope. Prepare to be disappointed.
They can’t move to France! I may want to move there one day and damned if I want to live next door to freaking Susan Sarandon.
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
wait a minute…
as someone born there (the ‘northern’ part of rockies…) (but someone who actually lives and works LEGALLY here… important to point that out especially in light of this weekend’s news… covered up by the drive by media…), I don’t think it does anybody any good simply to move the uber politically correct whiners up north… although, once they find out how much they will be paying in taxes there, then, their vision of utopia will be forever shattered (a federal goods and services tax and a provincial tax on every item they even look at buying…). Besides, Canada is finally purging itself of Trudeau-mania. It doesn’t need another recycled version of all that again.
November 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
for some reason i am reminded of the scene in “miracle on 34th street” where kris kringle knocks the “shrink” on the head…….this is my first post with a link….thats me on the left and top left
re hollywood…. i saw american carol and loved it…actually i was in tears much of the time……
November 3rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Bring back the draft and a lot of people will flee to Canada and France! Besides ask any Canadian or Frenchman and they will tell you Americans are too dumb to learn another language. We can barely speak English.
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
If Sen. Obama loses, the last thing you’ll have to worry about is Hollywood. Three stolen elections in a row simply won’t be tolerated. Fortunately for the Democrats, they have retaken several SoS offices in some keys states since 2004, so it won’t be so easy. My prediction is that the Republicans won’t be able to purge enough names to stop a landslide. But they will be able to prevent a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. At least in ‘08.