Robert Novak Has a Habit!
July 23, 2008
So, remember when Robert Novak just totally booked it away from me at AFP? Like, at warp speed he was five hundred feet away at the bank of elevators and I was totally freaking out because I figured I was a political pariah or that I smelled really bad and no one had bothered to tell me about it all day? After some calm words from friends, I chalked it all up to the cash bar. Well, it turns out it wasn’t me or the overpriced liquor. Robert Novak has this…uh…let’s call it a predilection for getting the hell away from apparently important things.
Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak was cited by police after he hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in downtown Washington, D.C., on Wednesday morning.
A Politico reporter saw Novak in the front of a police car with a citation in his hand; a WJLA-TV crew and reporter saw Novak as well. The pedestrian, a 66-year-old male, was hospitalized at George Washington University Hospital with minor injuries, according to DC Fire and EMS. Novak was later released by police and drove away from the scene.
“I didn’t know I hit him. I feel terrible,†a shaken Novak told reporters from Politico and WJLA as he was returning to his car. “He’s not dead, that’s the main thing.”
Thankfully, everyone got out of this mess without being seriously injured, even though he managed to get thrown all the way over the hood of the car until he was totally splayed on the windshield, and then roll off the car and back onto the pavement — a series of actions which, frighteningly, Robert Novak seemed to either not notice or not care about, which while disturbing in itself, is not atypical of longtime residents of any city.
I say, “thankfully” not because I am about to say something that I could probably end up on a DailyKos panel about blogging etiquette for, but because, frankly, Robert Novak is a menace to society, running rampant, away from the scenes of major events, around major cities across this great nation and I feel somewhat responsible. I never thought, when he ran away from our ten-second photo op in Austin like his vest collection was on fire, that I would have survivor’s guilt. I mean, I should have warned people. I should have done a post, written a PSA, gone on a nightly newsmagazine to share my story and warn others about the dangers of going totally unnoticed by a major conservative writer, or even mass-marketed a line of rubber bracelets “raising awareness.” I could have, single-handedly, prevented this disaster.
I’m sorry America. I owe you one.
I promise it won’t involve a cash bar.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
You know…I have to wonder now if he was the one who sabotaged your camera battery. He might have thought you’d try to get another photo later on, decided to take care of the situation. But instead it backfired on poor Bob Barr.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:17 am
You gave me a good laugh this morning. That’s mighty funny.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
One might ask, what was Novak running from this time around?
He was mighty pissed at the McCain campaign.
http://thepage.time.com/2008/07/22/novak-i-just-put-something-on-the-internet/
Apparently, they gave him an “exclusive” leak that was simply designed at getting them some attention while the media follows Obama around the world, and the substance of the leak never came true.
A pissed-off Prince of Darkness is a dangerous thing.
On a side note, why is he still driving Corvettes? Shouldn’t he have moved on to a Mercedes sedan or something not so crazy fast.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Thad: Perhaps he should move to a different car. But you know that ‘Vettes are chick magnets, don’t you?
Em: I vote for the rubber bracelets. Then I can finally stand to wear one. I vote for black, like Novak’s chick magnet.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Speaking of expensive cash bars at the AFP — note to the bartender…when a guy who looks like me (typical biker-looking kinda guy) orders a glass of Scotch, and it’s going to be $36 per pour (Macallan 18)…please, for the love of God, let him know with a gentle reminder about how much they cost <em<before he gets to his third one.
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
well, indeed… clearly while you are clearly right E.M…. and it’s a sad scene with what happened … but, maybe this one requires that you take the higher path (which you clearly have done in the past and are more than able to do now).
July 24th, 2008 at 6:44 am
From:
Head of State
http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/07/mission-to-18th-and-k.html
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Mission to 18th and K
The decision of a 66 year old pedestrian to splay himself across the innocent windshield of columnist Robert Novak’s Corvette convertible on July 23, 2008 was made routinely, at a low level of intellectual consideration and attention, without the columnist’s knowledge. Remarkably, this produced a firestorm of media attention that has yet to subside.
Witnesses’ reports that Novak drove directly into the pedestrian, who was crossing on the “Walk” signal, that the pedestrian was splayed across the windshield involuntarily, as a result of being struck by Novak’s vehicle, and that Novak then drove away from the scene of the hit-and-run until a witness on a bicycle chased Novak, having to repeatedly block his vehicle to prevent Novak’s attempts to escape from the scene were highly unlikely, regarded by the columnist as less than definitive, and it is doubtful that Novak ever saw him. Certainly officers on 18th Street did not, before they arrived at the downtown address, attributing Novak’s behavior to “reckless driving” and issuing a $50 citation.
That witness reports relied on the statements of a bicycle riding, knapsack wearing, possibly liberal and environmentalist lawyer made Novak’s mission, moments earlier, the basis of unhinged Democratic accusations of “hitting a 66-year old man who was legally crossing the street” and “driving away after an accident victim was spread across the hood of your car”, though these accusations were apparently forgotten by the time Novak was faced with reporters at the scene, and in response to their questions, tersely spoke.
Reluctance by the pedestrian to admit a mistake has led Democrats increasingly closer to saying that Novak dissembled about his actions when driving through the crosswalk. Even after a belated interview with TMZ, in which, in a quasi-apology rich with the dark irony for which he is noted, he stated that he was distracted while driving by “listening to NPR,” finger-pointing at the events in the intersection continued. Messages between the Politico, Think Progress hashed over the quotes from witnesses, while more rational blogs speculated that the accident had been a set-up by liberal operatives, who hoped to draw attention from statements by John McCain praising the surge.
Novak’s mission was created in his early crusading efforts to reform pedestrian behavior, using the clear, honest, visionary prose for which he has long been known. In 2001, he reportedly cursed at a jaywalker only blocks from the White House, on the corner of Pennsylvania Avenue and 13th Streets, intoning the command heard round the world, “Learn to read the signs, [bodily orifice]!” Stating further in an interview that “I really hate jaywalkers…I despise them…the only other option is to run them over…”, Democratic operatives unfairly concluded that Novak’s compassionate calling to urban reform in fact represented a mission to splay.
That’s where Bono came in. Carrying the dual monikers of a sixties counterculture radical and a 21st century shades-wearing, debt-relieving, globe-trotting liberal firebrand, the bicyclist “witness” came to notice when, cruising lightly, almost as if windsurfing, he wheeled up on his no-doubt-French-made cycle to the window of Novak’s Corvette (built entirely in the U.S.A.) and “hit the window with (his) fist.” Bono claimed that he stated to Novak that “you can’t just hit a pedestrian and drive away.” He then placed his bicycle in front of Novak’s car, apparently assuming that he had the force and authority to block Novak’s further egress.
Bono is not a representative of District of Columbia Traffic Agency. However, his wife, Shaunee Moon (Littletree) Bono is an agency operative on liberalization of jaywalking policy. Two senior Traffic Agency officials told me that Bono’s wife suggested sending him to 18th and K to intercept Novak’s Corvette. The Agency states that its counterjaywalking officials chose Bono and asked Moon (Littletree) Bono to contact him. “I will not discuss any matters regarding my wife”, said Bono, when I interviewed him, “Particularly when I am splayed across the hood of your car.”
During the run-up to the 18th and K intercept (near the offices where he served), Bono had made oral reports to friends that “accidents are not that likely”, and that “you are more likely to be injured slipping in the shower than crossing the street; after all, in the street, there are traffic signals.” Notably, Bono’s oral statements did not include mention of the possibility of pedestrians voluntarily launching themselves onto moving automobiles. The report of the Agency’s interview with Bono remains classified.
After Novak stated that “He’s not dead, that’s the main thing,” Bono declined any further interviews. “The story was never me,” said Bono, “it was always the guy who drove directly into a 66-year old man crossing at a walk signal, who flew across his windshield, and then driving away, until repeatedly stopped by witnesses.” The story, actually, is whether a covert jaywalking inducement policy, launched by an Agency operative, and executed by the spouse of that operative, should remain covert. I, for one, say no–in the Agency’s, the streets’ and the public interest.
Cite:
Head of State
http://headofstate.blogspot.com/2008/07/mission-to-18th-and-k.html