I Can’t Believe
November 27, 2007
That we are actually posting something about Fabio. But we are. Because apparently, Fabio is quite the friend of the United States and Israel. He’s taken angry pot-shots at George Clooney and intends on voting for Hillary Clinton if and when he is ever effectively assimilated into American life, because he “owes his success to women” and because…
His stance on the war hasn’t wavered. “Those people, they hate us no matter what,” he says. “And you know, we started the fight, so let’s finish it. You can’t just walk away with your back to them, because they gonna stab you…”
And with Hillary in charge, he says, the Iraqi insurgents better watch out. “When a woman gets pissed off at you,” he says, “she’s going to get you, you know?”
We’re not 100% sure about that assessment…but in other words, all of you ladies with secret copies of Pirate stuffed between your mattresses have indirectly contributed to Hillary’s campaign. By making Fabio powerful, you’ve made women powerful, thus enabling a second Clinton Presidential candidacy. Thanks.
Posted in Token Liberal
November 27th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
effectively assimilated into American life = becoming a citizen? If you can’t vote, why are you paying attention to what the candidates say? Most people who are registered to vote don’t pay attention.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
I’m not sure he’s paying attention to what Hillary says so much as to who Hillary is. He appears to like strong, powerful women…most likely also women who enjoy chemical butter substitute.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Maybe he has a new book cover out and needs media attention.